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Hilarious: Dude Makes Petition to Change the Name “Cracker Barrel” to “Caucasian Barrel”

Hilarious: Dude Makes Petition to Change the Name "Cracker Barrel" to "Caucasian Barrel"
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I am young and white. I am also the gun-toting, bible thumping conservative Obama warned you about. Of course, that makes me a racist. You know what also makes me a racist? I believe the Washington Redskins should change their name by dropping Washington. But seriously, the Left and all their race-baiting henchman have found racism in every aspect of life. All that is about to change and the tide is about to turn thanks to Ryan Koch from Des Moines, IA.

He believes that the restaurant chain, Cracker Barrel has such a deep heritage stemmed in racism, it should be changed to Caucasian Barrel. Mr. Koch has started a petition on Change.org demanding the establishment change their name. Did I mention it’s hilariously awesome and mocks the race baiters out there?

From the petition:

I say all of us European Americans start protesting C****er Barrel. It uses an offensive slur and it is deeply offensive and mocks our long and proud heritage.

The name is offensive, their logo stereotypes European Americans as people who sit on chairs and lean against what appears to be a bourbon barrel, claiming we are all a bunch of alcoholics. Sure, they’ll SAY it’s a “cracker” barrel but everyone knows crackers don’t come in barrels, they come in bags and boxes!

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Change the name C****er Barrel to Caucasian Barrel. After all, white people should have something to be offended by, too!

Talk about nailing it. Mr. Koch’s take on the absurdity of race in America is spot on. Yes, there are racists out there, but based on the mainstream media you would think every other white guy walking around is out to keep the black man down.

As of writing this article, there have been 1,684 supporters with a goal of 2,500.

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